Hello, I’m Jacob.

Welcome to the tiny piece of internet real estate that I’ve decided to occupy.

I hope you have fun while you’re here.

If not, I don’t care really. A visit is a visit as far as analytics go.

What is this website for?

To tell you the truth, I don’t know. I like to talk to myself in the car a lot.
I thought it may be kind of fun to write some of that babble down somewhere.

Call it car-tharsis.

Yeah, come to expect more of that genius level of comedy on here.

What kind of stuff am I ABOUT to read?

Random thoughts, essays, bowel movement recaps. Kind of a stream of consciousness really.

If I have an idea, a point I want to make, a really good poop I want to talk about, or a poem I want to seem important by, I’ll share it here. For those that like that kind of stuff.

Why “Ick.”?

Wouldn’t you like to know?

It’s a quick story, but I’ve decided to extend it to a longer blog post for rentention’s sake. This site’s not monetized but I love wasting your time.

With all that said, have a read?